(Herunterladen) Humorous Funny 80th Birthday Wishes

At 80 years old your bones get softer but your arteries get harder so it balances out.

Humorous funny 80th birthday wishes. You have written many stories over your life but you are not finished yet. You ve gone through 80 years of rough moments bad experiences sadness and grief and pushed through with a smile for that i congratulate you. When you celebrate today i hope that your heart is filled with love and joy. Turning 80 means your favorite romantic song is probably now a laxative commercial. Turning 80 means you have made it beyond the average life expectancy. At your age you no longer want to hear you look good for your age. Tom stoppard if you survive long enough you re revered rather like an old building.

Whether it is your best friend girlfriend boyfriend boss colleague mom or dad their birthday is your chance to get under their skin with jokes. It s the large print version of an itouch. From humorous quotes about getting old to banter about wrinkles and maturity this post is a notoriously funny hot pot of birthday messages. You new theme song is i ve got boobs in low places. To celebrate this blessing share in the joy with one of these great 80th birthday sayings. Your card can help the birthday boy or girl not take their age too seriously. Wishing you much joy on.

You are pearls and lace full of beauty and grace and your fairness outshines the moon. Funny 80th birthday quotes age is a high price to pay for maturity. A lot can happen in 80 years. With every year you grow older your skin may become more wrinkled but your heart becomes warmer and your eyes shine brighter. How much would you be worth at your age if you were wine. See more ideas about 80th birthday quotes birthday quotes 80th birthday. When you look forward to the future i hope that all your dreams and wishes come true.

I got an ipad for my 80 birthday. Add one of these messages in your birthday card or on a note card with some flowers. Birthday wishes for 80 year old woman your hair may be white but your eyes are still bright and your smile can light up a room. Not as much as you re worth to me my friend. Sentimental 80th birthday wishes when you look back over 80 years i hope that your memories are warm ones. You are the youngest 80 year old i know. You can of course use something a bit funny or cheeky to wish someone a happy 80th birthday.

Feb 4 2018 explore rhoda demovic s board 80th birthday quotes on pinterest. So try one of the funny messages below. It s okay to write something funny in these cards.